...the website is now floating in the magical realm of the cloud!
If you're the IT guy, breathe easy — the DNS is solid, the files are secure,
and best of all, you're no longer at the mercy of TierPoint's mysterious reboot rituals. 🔌🧙♂️
There are no cables to jiggle, no racks to sweat in, and no one yelling, “Is it back up yet?!”